“I’ve decided to focus less on cardio and more on strength to get out of bed in the morning.” Source link Read more »
“I’m sorry, we did everything we could before Elon cut our funding.” Source link Read more »
“We’ve replaced all our screens at home with relentless immersion in the here and now.” Source link Read more »
“Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?” Source link Read more »
“I get it, honey, but it’s your night to make dinner.” Source link Read more »
“I wouldn’t have given him that magic hat if I’d known he would be this clingy.” Source link Read more »
“You’re just mad ’cause now you’ll never get to see how hot Hunter would’ve looked in an orange jumpsuit.” Source link Read more »
”I know it’s early, but it makes me believe we’ll make it to Christmas.” Source link Read more »