“The time machine is a success, but unfortunately it can only go back four years to the last election.” Source link Read more »
“Someday you could be President, if you work hard and raise obscene amounts of money.” Source link Read more »
It’s time for a holiday tradition everyone can enjoy! Source link Read more »
“Shall I uncover you when the election is over?” Source link Read more »
“I can’t wait for it to be warm enough for them to want to go outside.” Source link Read more »
“You better open another bottle of wine—I’m about to start deducting household expenses.” Source link Read more »
“I want you to set up a super PAC for whoever this ‘None of These Candidates’ is. They just might be the future of the Party.” Source link Read more »
“I’d like to thank the four hundred people who somehow managed to secretly turn this conspiracy into a championship.” Source link Read more »