“You’re a stainless-steel-water-bottle kind of person, and I’m a Stanley-cup kind of person—I’m sorry, but it would never work.” Source link Read more »
“Unbelievable—another year without a message of peace and good will from planet Earth.” Source link Read more »
“On the plus side, you probably won’t need an umbrella today.” Source link Read more »
“Colorado removes me from their ballot? I remove them from my special map!” Source link Read more »
“Between your holiday and my holiday and your baby’s cold and my kids’ virus, I think we could safely plan to grab a quick coffee next year.” Source link Read more »
“The media have a lot to answer for!” Source link Read more »