“I know it’s crowded and noisy, but isn’t it fun to get out periodically?” Source link Read more »
“Objection, Your Honor! The witness is using a Trump Bible!” Source link Read more »
“The time machine is a success, but unfortunately it can only go back four years to the last election.” Source link Read more »
“Someday you could be President, if you work hard and raise obscene amounts of money.” Source link Read more »
It’s time for a holiday tradition everyone can enjoy! Source link Read more »
“Shall I uncover you when the election is over?” Source link Read more »
“I can’t wait for it to be warm enough for them to want to go outside.” Source link Read more »
“You better open another bottle of wine—I’m about to start deducting household expenses.” Source link Read more »