“Attention, passengers: there will be some moderate turbulence while we pass through the energy field pulsing up from the Democratic National Convention.” Source link Read more »
“Team Trump is up by thirty-one in felonies, but it’s still anyone’s game.” Source link Read more »
Before closing arguments, the insomnia kicks in. Source link Read more »
“I know it’s crowded and noisy, but isn’t it fun to get out periodically?” Source link Read more »
“Objection, Your Honor! The witness is using a Trump Bible!” Source link Read more »
“The time machine is a success, but unfortunately it can only go back four years to the last election.” Source link Read more »
“Someday you could be President, if you work hard and raise obscene amounts of money.” Source link Read more »