“He’ll do a lot more damage this way.” Source link Read more »
“I used to get excited about the Great Pumpkin, too, until I got sucked into his pumpkin cult.” Source link Read more »
“Brace yourselves, fools, for twenty minutes of pure, horrifying, uncomfortable sitting.” Source link Read more »
“It’s the red phone. It only rings if there’s been an international baseball emergency.” Source link Read more »
“Heads global conflict, tails climate disaster—best three out of five wins.” Source link Read more »